The police have announced
the arrest of an ecumenical fellow
who in less than two weeks
in the middle of the night set fire
to seven churches in St. Louis.
Baptist, Catholic, Lutheran,
Pentecostal—if they hadn’t
caught the man, he might still
be incensing the skies.
An accelerant-sniffing dog
and a video camera led to his arrest.
Charges were quickly filed.
The first six churches are black
congregations. The seventh
is largely white but some thought
it was burned to distract the cops
because of the location of the churches.
Some media suggested a racial component.
The cops said that although no motive
has been established, no hate crime
in this strange case has occurred.
The culprit is black but apparently hate's
not required to burn Christian churches
if no synagogue or mosque is involved.